megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

Personally … I have a problem with ellipses.  After I decided that I was going to stamp out all the ellipses in something I was working on, I counted 10 in 7 pages — and that was after I’d already deleted a few.  (Em dashes are another problem I have.)

(Source: sandandglass)

muffinpines:

I dont know what to call this au but im going with “ufo party” 
wait au? nah this is completely canon 

muffinpines:

I dont know what to call this au but im going with “ufo party” 

wait au? nah this is completely canon 

I caved and bought some of the chintzy skull goblets … apparently finding them in purple was all it took.  (Well, okay, purple and not as ludicrously marked up.)  As I expected, they’re not that great for drinking beverages out of — the lip of the bowl isn’t rounded enough — but for ice cream?  Perfect.  Maybe chocolate mousse, too?  Not sure what else.  There’s a family custard recipe but I’m not that into that.

I am blaming all of this on the slight fever I had when I bought them, and when I ate the ice cream (stupid sore throat).

  1. Camera: SONY NEX-3N
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/25th
  4. Focal Length: 27mm

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(Source: mh-things)

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;